I love April Fool's day. Have pulled off some fabulous pranks in my past. My favorite was substituting soy sauce for half of the contents of a bottle of Diet Pepsi and oh-so-carefully returning the bottlecap to the bottle. Nearly made my beloved fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Pope, throw up.

But yesterday? Nothing. Nada.

I think that Massachusetts has successfully amputated my funny bone.

Other than that, nothing's going on. Nothing to see here. That is all.